Okay here it goes.....
This weekend I certainly did not make fun of my husband for getting "buck fever" and shaking so bad that he missed his giant trophy buck...TWICE!
In a fog of "Deer Season Drinking" Saturday night I did not "forget" my dogs outside in the pouring rain all night! They would never stalk and kill a opossum and leave their trophy in the yard for all to see, as my payback.
There is also no way I would give my 1 year old 3 BOTTLES this weekend to sooth her crankiness. I so did not give the babysitter trouble last week for giving in to this same temptation. I would never pretend that I was stronger then her.
When we got home late last night after a terrible drive in the rain, it was not me who crawled directly into bed to watch "Desperate Housewives" and fell asleep:)